Chemist’s Cocktail Kit by ThinkGeek

The life of a Mad Scientist is a trying one. There are so many giant death robots to build and mind-control serums to develop that by the end of the day, you’re exhausted! Time to send the minions off to bed, and enjoy a delightfully refreshing libation in your secret lair. Our barware set is made from steel and borosilicate glass and will fit right into your laboratory’s design scheme… Brought to you by ThinkGeek.

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Drop Everything T-Shirt – Black, S

These sorts of folks think they’re more important than you. Know how we know that? No matter what you’re doing (which was saving the world, BTW, not that they asked), it’s less important than whatever they need you to do. Am I right? Printers. Networking. Even proofreading. Whatever it is, the world will end if you don’t fix it for them. Right. Now. Whatever you’re doing can wait. Never mind that the stars only align like this once every 172 years. There’s a fax machine broken…

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Backpack of Holding by ThinkGeek

We’ve had a Backpack of Holding for a while now. It was basically our Bag of Holding with backpack straps. We were making do with what we had. You know, sort of like how you have your 10 ft. pole and your rope and you ask your GM if you can make a fishing pole out of that. But in the background, our merchant who’s obsessed with bags was busy deep in Dwarven caverns, forging a new, better Backpack of Holding. Behold. The Backpack of Holding! (2.0. Or maybe 1… Brought to you by ThinkGeek.

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Take Out Box Laundry Hamper by ThinkGeek

The Chinese takeout box is pretty much the universal sign for Chinese food in America. And also like most Chinese food in America, its origins have nothing to do with China. It was actually developed in Chicago by inventor Frederick Weeks Wilcox who was looking for a better way to package shucked oysters. Our favorite Chinese takeout boxes are filled with Chinese food (something spicy, plz), but these days you’ll find Chinese takeout boxes filled with anything. Wedding favors… Brought to you by ThinkGeek.

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Crit Happens T-Shirt – Black, XL

That night when you’re rolling well, when the dice are with you, when everything’s going your way… those games are great. Better if it’s going that way for the whole adventuring party. And stellar if somebody remembered that can of Rotel Diced Tomatoes and Green Chilies for the queso. But you know where your war stories come from? The failures. The really epic, spectacular failures…

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